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Post by dataguru on Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:27 pm

At first I thought the joke I was reading was prettty sad, but when I realized the context.. I couldn't help but smile:

Laughing Laughing Laughing
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their
dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space
left in it When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which
read: Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you,
since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our
ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come
Along as all of my paid leave are all consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10
packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all
of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for
Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large
size is for Mohan. Just distribute them among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Baa is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that
Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Ba is wearing the
necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.

Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must
be divided among my teenager nephews.

Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more
Required let me know as Bapa is also not feeling too well nowadays...

Your loving sister,


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