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Husbands and Wives - A Perspective

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Post by dataguru on Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:45 am

All in good fun!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur
money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are
desperate to come out.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfiedwith 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile(2) Automobile(3) TV(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the
house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
loves the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to
protect a country;but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home ---------

A Good Maid!


Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils, but my wife
is the queen of them.



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