Husbands and Wives - A Perspective

All in good fun!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur
money or life... The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are
desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfiedwith 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile(2) Automobile(3) TV(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the
house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals
himself!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
loves the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to
protect a country;but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home ---------

A Good Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils, but my wife
is the queen of them.
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